Chaos in PMO
The prime minister Justin Trudeau has taken a 500 thousand dollar vacation to the Bahamas. It is unknown where the funds for this vacation came from, but the public is …
The CCP Plans to Escape KMT Encirclement
The CCP finds themselves in the midst of conflict as they are encircled by the Kuomintang and the Warlords. They work tirelessly in formulating strategies for regrouping, sustaining their troops …
China Proudly Offers Sanctuary and Solace To All Who Seek Shelter Within its Borders
China, despite its vast population, extends a heartfelt welcome to refugees, embodying a spirit of compassion and hospitality that knows no bounds. With the hopes of expanding its refugee program, …
Chystia Freeland – a Communist in Power
In the recent surfacing of Trudeau’s foreign interference scandal, it has come to Fox News’ attention that the Finance Minister of Canada has been exposed as a Communist sympathizer. It …
Brave Freedom Warrior Calls Out Trudeau for Being Authoritarian Dictator
A brave supporter of Poilievre is “shocked and appalled” by the recent surfacing of Trudeau’s authoritarian beliefs. Trudeau has come out in support of a bill to restrict Canadians’ entry …
Tensions Grow in Europe
With the Ottoman Empire’s rapid economic expansion, the Holy League is beginning to feel threatened. The Ottoman military seems to be rapidly growing likely due to their newfound economic success …
Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau – Stutters in Alleged Foreign Interference Scandal
Among discussions regarding the housing crisis in Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau issued a press statement regarding his foreign interference scandal that has taken place recently. The Prime Minister, who …
Unprecedented Discord Between NATO Members As Debate Rages
By Dylan Duan, CNN 2 minute read Updated 11:41 PM EDT, Fri April 13, 2024 (CNN) – Recently, NATO was called for a conference regarding the issue of addressing the Major …
Broke Little Countries Without Big Boy Crime Rings Attempts to Stay in the Conversation
The Onion 8:00 pm PST Brussel[s] (Sprouts)—After questioning local babies on the geographical location of Finland and Greece, their stubby fingers point and reveal crucial, classified information: nobody cares. Whether …
Look no further than your own: China United
“No allies, running for our lives.” – Otto Braun The CCP finds themselves in a challenging position as stated by Otto Braun, a member of the Communist Party of Germany. …