The Onion 8:00 pm PST Brussel[s] (Sprouts)—After questioning local babies on the geographical location of Finland and Greece, their stubby fingers point and reveal crucial, classified information: nobody cares. Whether …
PUBLISHED: 12 April 2024 As Canada grapples with a new COVID-19 variant, “Pi”, the political landscape is in turmoil. Upon widespread criticism for inaction regarding the pandemic, the Liberals and …
“No allies, running for our lives.” – Otto Braun The CCP finds themselves in a challenging position as stated by Otto Braun, a member of the Communist Party of Germany. …
Echoing through the media is the inevitable clash of ideologies, as the CCP steadfastly contends with the KMT in their revolutionary endeavour to seize power and lead China forward on …
As Universal Studios expands in the United Kingdom, Disney confronts a threat to its popularity, sparking concerns about its global dominance. While Disney is short on creative innovations, their current …
The 20th iteration of the Canadian High Schools Model United Nations (CAHSMUN) opened with an air of distress for the delegates belonging to the International Press Corps (IPC). Upon entering …
In the midst of tumultuous conflict, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) stands resolute, unwavering in their commitment to their cause. Each obstacle, setback, and challenge is perceived by them not …
The FIFA committee must be investigated promptly. Upon bringing a delegate out for an interview, delegate Aleksander Čeferin maliciously assaulted the representing reporter for unknown reasons. It is noted that …
by the Emirates News Agency “We are offering aid, and you must choose to take it,” states France, on behalf of the delegates who are pro-clean energy. Multiple countries have …
