BREAKING NEWS—Haidilao Director Captured by the USA
During a recent interview with Miao Qixing—the Rotating Chief Operating Officer, it was revealed that a Haidilao Director has been captured by the United States of America. While the reasoning …
BREAKING NEWS! Shots fired in the Haidilao Board.
A HAIDILAO MEMBER SHOT IN HIS COMMITTEE ROOM: At 9:39 am, two men in suits labeling themselves as “members of the American justice system” charged in the Haidilao board room …
IPC: Overtake: The Sequel
Previously, the Greenpeace (GP) committee had taken over the International Press Corps’ (IPC) sacred space: the corridor behind Parksville. However, after a brief “come back to the room!” from the …
Mining Asteroids for Valuable Resources
A small bloc within NASA, calling themselves Make Asteroids Great Again or MAGA for short, plans to utilize modern technology to harness the untapped riches within lunar bodies. (Credit – …
Greece: A Commitment to Unity
In a brief interview with Greece in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, we focused on one main question: “How does Greece foster unity among times of disagreement with the other …
IPC: Overtaken? Raided? We really do not know.
Cheeky Greenpeace delegates invading the International Press Corps (IPC) sanctuary It was a calm day. Committees were in session, and International Press Corps (IPC) delegates were running merrily writing articles …
Army of Elephants in ECC
In the Extempore Crisis Committee, delegates are working to solve an urgent crisis. Many creative ideas are being proposed, some more realistic than other. Some delegates favor using elephants to …
PROTECT Aims to End Zoonotic Disease Through International Cooperation
“Diseases don’t stop at borders, so solutions shouldn’t either,” said the delegate of Cyprus as she addressed the importance of multi-national support when it comes to beating zoonotic disease. CAHSMUN’s …
Greenpeace displays zero growth from past terrorist ideology
Greenpeace adjourns caucus on effective environmental action with no mention of past infringement on Russia’s oil industry inflaming tensions and resulting in nationwide condemnation. GREENPEACE, April 5. /TASS/. In 2013, …
Darius Zachly: Beneath the Surface of Power and Deception
Darius Zachly, the Supreme Commander of the Military, senses that all is not as it seems, secrets of the nobles and corruption within the walls must be revealed. Where corruption …