“It’s not a UFO, it’s not a Super Nova, it’s North Korea’s tech” says the US
(CNN) – DISEC is ripped into two sides ,with one saying aliens should not be a part of our society while the other side says we should partner with North …
DISEC Morning Crisis: American/Alien Alliance & Executions
Early this morning, an unidentified DISEC delegation was accused of harbouring extraterrestrials and enlisting them as intermediaries in a budding arms race. Two innocent delegates were executed as suspicion was …
SPECPOL Delegates Misuse Note-Passing Power
British Broadcasting Corporation, 12:47 am (PT) Entering SPECPOL’s seventh committee session at CAHSMUN, an announcement was made by the chair in between the committee’s two un-mods. This announcement was made …
Decolonization Controversies in Literal Smoke
British Broadcasting Corporation, 6:25 pm (PT) At approximately 5:16 pm (PT), the SPECPOL committee opened their sixth committee session of the weekend with an odd smell metastasizing throughout Ballroom B-smoke. …
Armed Conflicts: Are Sanctions The Way To Go?
ECOFIN (Xinhua)—As the countries of the Economic and Financial Committee (ECOFIN) enter their first unmoderated caucus, Blocs are seem forming around the idea of economic sanctions. In the face of …
Where the Pyramids really to Heavy for the UK to Steal? Stolen Artifacts Should Not Be Returned – According to Brazil
(CNN) – After a heated discussion in SPECPOL with Italy, saying “The only reason you did not take the pyramids was because they were too heavy for you to take,” …
Automated weapons: Should you be worried?
Well DISEC is split. Opening this session of the committee of DISEC the committee brings weighs the pros and con involved with the possibility or automated weapons involved with the …
ECOFIN criticizes military operation in Ukraine, calls for end to armed conflicts and increased displaced persons support
ECOFIN commences debate on CAHSMUN Topic B. As the Russian delegate has mysteriously fallen absent, this piece is lifted from members’ statements including Ukraine’s SSL speech on the Russian military …
ECOFIN Vietnam Declares War on Poor People
Picture this: On a casual, unmoderated caucus within the confines of the ECOFIN committee room, suddenly, Vietnam comes out guns blazing with their proposition to only fight wars inside of …
Sesawing Support and Risk: NATO, the U.S., and the Ukraine-Russia Conflict
THE CONFLICT between Russia and Ukraine has deep historical origins, rooting from the Soviet era as Ukraine formed part of the Soviet Union until its collapse in 1991. In the …