Image Gallery: USSR excels at poker, crushes foes
USSR occupies seat at H-UNSC head of table, reflecting dominance as poker superpower and radiating a commanding aura.
DISEC Morning Crisis: American/Alien Alliance & Executions
Early this morning, an unidentified DISEC delegation was accused of harbouring extraterrestrials and enlisting them as intermediaries in a budding arms race. Two innocent delegates were executed as suspicion was …
ECOFIN criticizes military operation in Ukraine, calls for end to armed conflicts and increased displaced persons support
ECOFIN commences debate on CAHSMUN Topic B. As the Russian delegate has mysteriously fallen absent, this piece is lifted from members’ statements including Ukraine’s SSL speech on the Russian military …
Praise for Russia’s leadership in crafting resolution paper first draft
This piece is lifted from UNODC members’ informal statements on Russia’s role in writing its bloc’s resolution paper draft. UNODC, April 5. /TASS/. “Reform without realism… is failure disguised as …
FACTBOX: Between the gavel and the gate: Russia’s path to juvenile justice reform
FACTBOX, April 5. /TASS/. The delegation of Russia summarized the first draft of its bloc’s resolution paper, outlining a multilateral approach to justice system reform. Preambulatory Clauses “The delegation of …
Greenpeace displays zero growth from past terrorist ideology
Greenpeace adjourns caucus on effective environmental action with no mention of past infringement on Russia’s oil industry inflaming tensions and resulting in nationwide condemnation. GREENPEACE, April 5. /TASS/. In 2013, …
Greenpeace calls for economic, political destabilization to meet climate goals
In speeches fraught with contradiction, Greenpeace executives reveal ignorance and incompetency of organization. Top Russian diplomats reject Greenpeace’s radical demands to achieve scientifically unfounded climate goals. GREENPEACE, April 5. /TASS/. …
FACTBOX: Russia’s demands for juvenile justice system reform
TASS FACTBOX. This piece contains information from the delegation of Russia’s most recent statement in the UNODC. The representative detailed key issues in the Russian juvenile justice system and potential …
Russia scrutinizes democracies’ rising electoral extremism in DISEC opening session — Lavrov
DISEC commences CAHSMUN’s 21st iteration with debate on electoral extremism and preventative measures. While evident in developing countries, Russia brings to light the overlooked violence in established democracies. Top Russian …
Money or the Love of Sport? – 2034 World Cup
Knowledgable delegates in the FIFA committee engaged in a mild and friendly debate on where the 2034 World Cup should be hosted. The debate proved to be futile as the …