Dumpling Diplomacy

The nation of China is under great duress as their “long march” retreat tactic seems to be backfiring greatly. Reports of heavy casualties have some key members of the Chinese …

Chaos in PMO

The prime minister Justin Trudeau has taken a 500 thousand dollar vacation to the Bahamas. It is unknown where the funds for this vacation came from, but the public is …

Tensions Grow in Europe

With the Ottoman Empire’s rapid economic expansion, the Holy League is beginning to feel threatened. The Ottoman military seems to be rapidly growing likely due to their newfound economic success …