(CNN) – DISEC is ripped into two sides ,with one saying aliens should not be a part of our society while the other side says we should partner with North Korea.
The United States of America states: “Let’s stop pretending we have actual morals and be smarter.”
Russia has boldly stated: “We are extremely ready with our nuclear arsenal to launch against North Korea; because of its strong beliefs we should not correlate with aliens.”
“Russia, you are a friend. Why are you doing this,” says North Korea, “You’re just jealous.”
“The delegation of USA is like ski bidi toilet, the more we listen to them the stupider we get,” stated a delegate.
After having faced their own problems with extraterrestrials, Madagascar stated, “How many of you have seen the Madagascar Movie even though we are small, we have seen the consequences of messing with extraterrestrial beings, we must find them and kick them off the earth.”
Norway was threatened to be nuked, but fortunately, there was a malfunction and Norway is safe.
Not wanting to give up, many countries tried to nuke a Norwegian city after their first attempt failed, but it seems all the countries have poor launch sites because they failed again “womp – womp” in the words of delegate in DISEC.
Ukraine and a few other countries have kidnapped US government officials and tortured them. They now know that the delegation that is the alien has had history with the US.
After recent crisis updates, Romania accused the delegation of Afghanistan as the Alien because of their history with US.
“You have all made me angry, if you bomb me, I will bomb you back!!” says the US while frantically waving their arms.
Siding with the US, Norway states, “Why don’t we ski bidi toilet level appreciate them[aliens].”
“Can’t you see what they are already doing? They are ripping us apart,” says Djibouti.
In response to this Cuba says, “We should identify the aliens and ripe them apart,” unlike the US trying to befriend them.
CRISIS UPDATE – Someone has stolen the blueprints for the mysterious technology, and it may be linked to the fact that El Salvador, Papua Guinea and Malawi now have North Korean bases in their respective countries.
Spies have also infiltrated North Korea and find out the messages sent between North Korea and the aliens are in a language that ends in ‘h’.
UAE says that aliens are an existential threat to all Arab nations because with the newfound material, which is sustainable, gas prices will tank, highlighting who this is related to… “El Salvador, Papua Guinea, and Malawi, which are useless countries.”
Russia formally accuses the US of being the alien.
Djibouti has also been accused of being the alien by Canada.
Czech Republic accuses France of reasoning they worked with the US in both World Wars and their language ends in ‘H’ which is French.
THE US AND RUSSIA HAVE BEEN SHOT.
Crotia and Côte d’Ivoire want to open an investigation into Poland, will this result in just 1 death or 3…
Papua Guinea wants to open an investigation into the “people-pleasing country” Switzerland.
Switzerland replies by stating that Papua guinea is “Jealous because no one knows where that country is.”
North Korea says “We simply want to extend a helping hand because we care.”
CRISIS UPDATE – A mysterious country is blackmailing France but nothing came of it and France is no longer a suspect.
Poland formally accused North Korea of being an extraterrestrial saying “if I am going to die anyway I accuse North Korea.”
Nothing came of the accusations against Poland or North Korea.
CRISIS UPDATE – There has been another update that the country is very east of the US and the line is cut of at Finland and Belarus.
There are also many more countries now that have North Korean bases in their countries.
It has been discovered by Canada and Bangladesh the country is north of the equator.
France has been accused AGAIN by Czech Republic because they check all the boxes.
FRANCE AND CZECH REPUBLIC HAVE BEEN SHOT BECAUSE CZECH REPUBLIC’S ACCUSATIONS WERE INCORRECT.
Yemen on the other hand has discovered the first letter of the language is in the latter half of the alphabet after the letter ‘M’.
After a hint given by Poland to take the heat of them and onto a Spanish speaking country, Sudan spoke up saying “Spanish is the language of love, they make love not war.”
CANADA, UAE, SUDAN, and POLAND have all been SHOT after many, many malfunctions with the gun.
North Korea was vaguely nuked by Nigeria but the technology was so “terribly horrible” that it missed.
North Korea replied by saying, ” We found your attempt funny because you missed.”
It has also come to the attention of the committee that the language used is romantic.
In frustration, Norways said, “You betas have made me, an alpha angry” and that the committee should take up North Korea on their offer and work with the alien.
The United States came back from the dead and accused Cuba of being the alien.
CUBA IS THE ALIEN.