To absolutely no one’s surprise, the United States of America CANNOT keep their temper in check. Fully crashing out at the entirety of NATO during the morning crisis, threatening to collaborate with Russia, suggesting to help reform the Soviet Union as well as inviting the Eastern European delegations to recreate the Warsaw Pact.
The Onion has decided to take an exclusive deep dive into the USA’s EXTREMELY concerning perspective by conducting a once-in-a-lifetime interview with the delegation of the United States of America. Firmly displaying why the USA is a MENACE and MUST BE STOPPED, according to a plethora of NATO delegates. Form your own opinion on the USA’s character by watching the interview below.