MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR—Disaster strikes at the delegate social; Switzerland’s moves were proven too hot to handle. The DISEC delegate participated in a night of luxurious food, melodic karaoke and delectable dance moves. However, during the duration of the social, not everything was as it seemed.
Multiple assassinations were attempted against Switzerland, no doubt due to her nonchalant aura; she was yet to notice the national security threat sitting right at her doorstep. Hiding like wolves in sheep’s clothing, the DISEC delegates’ jealous opps attempted to strike her unstoppable dance moves down vigorously. They proceeded to challenge Switzerland to a dance battle, to which, with zero hesitation, she swiftly accepted, like the fearless delegate she has always been.
To absolutely no one’s surprise, Switzerland was beating her opps in a 1v10 dance battle by a landslide. Proceeding this realization, they did NOT react kindly to getting utterly obliterated by a singular delegate, resulting in them using dirty tricks to turn the odds in their favour. The opps were then observed busting out banana peels, frying pans and other cartoonishly comical objects.
Despite their attempts to cheat, Switzerland still came out as the winner. Following her final movekiller move, she effectively compelled the ten opps to ‘blast off again’. However, the DISEC delegate’s moves proved to be too biblical, even for herself. Minutes after the dance battle came to a close, Switzerland was observed ascending to the stratosphere, never to be seen again. If you’re reading this, pls come back soon, Switzerland. We miss you. One like = one prayer for her speedy return.