In a shocking turn of events, the newly founded democratic Russia already faces the threat of monarchy resuming control of a large part of the nation
(Credit – Fox News, live from HCC)
In a nation formerly controlled by a tyrannical monarchy, Russia has found its peace through democracy. After sufficiently quelling the Chechnyan revolution, thanks in large part to converting the nation into a democracy, Russia has found itself in a rare era of peace, but peace is fragile, and its safety is being threatened. In efforts to improve Russian agriculture and develop the nation further than it has ever been developed before, politicians have been discussing the introduction of a large piece of land, affectionately named Stardew Valley, that will serve as a mass farm to provide food to the people of Russia. This farm is to be worked “by the people, for the people”, which while not a perfect system is far better than the oppressive regime the controlled the country not that long ago. Despite the recent memory of what its like to live under complete autocratic rule, some delegates now support the introduction of a leader for Stardew Valley the singularly holds all the power over the large body of land.
“We have a dying motherland”
– Andrei Kozyrev on the need for farmland
Some members of the body discussing Russia’s future are vehemently against instating a position holding this much power in a nation that still remember the horrors of monarchy, which makes sense with the freedom the people have now been granted under democracy. President Boris Yeltsin aggressively argued against this proposed system, inspiring cheers and shouts from his fellow delegates sitting at the table. In a sit down interview with Boris, he informed Fox News that Igor Sidorov, the creator of Stardew Valley, has been called the king of Stardew, sparking fear in the Russia people that a return of the monarchy could be around the corner. Later, Sidorov told Fox that Stardew was in fact a democracy with a council the helped to make all of the decisions, a classic line from a tyrant covering up for their crimes.
Democracy is an amazing thing, and freedom granted to all people of a nation should be a fundamental right to all citizens, so seeing a nation fight its way out of tyranny and into a free democracy is truly a sight to behold. Should Russia return to its absolutist roots, the future of the country would go up in flames. In an almost ironic argument from Igor Sidorov, the people of the Russian Federation “Hate us cause they ain’t us”, a classic excused used by monarchs trying to change the subject of conversation and downplay how under their rule, freedom dies and hope is publicly executed.
For the sake of Russia, its people, and its future, democracy must remain and all sparks of a returning monarchy must be extinguished in order for freedom to prosper.