Picture this: On a casual, unmoderated caucus within the confines of the ECOFIN committee room, suddenly, Vietnam comes out guns blazing with their proposition to only fight wars inside of the poorest areas of each nation. Proposing that ‘Wars should be kept out of rich cities like New York as well as essential trade routes. Instead, we should keep war confined to the cities with the highest amount of homelessness and poverty per capita, it would most likely fix everything. In addition to this, we should declare war upon the homeless population of the world, It would keep the human race’s thirst for blood filled whilst keeping billionaires like Elon Musk safe to help take down the USA from the inside via accelerationism. Sounds like a perfect plan to me.”
The recent comments of Vietnam are evidently not promoting a Marxist future, going against the core value of the Communist ideology the modern-day country was built upon. All of this leads us to question, has Vietnam finally turned to capitalism? Is this all just an elaborate plan to take down the USA from the inside? No one has been able to decrypt the delegates’ true intentions. ECOFIN’s Vietnam, the mastermind of psychological warfare, has fooled us here, even at IPC. Leaving the highest IQ committee out there completely stumped, baffled out of our minds, perse. If anyone knows the delegate’s true intentions, please send them to IPC’s home without a home: the hallways near Parksville. So we can decipher the delegate’s true intentions together. THANKS.