All are dumbfounded by Russia’s latest speech: bomb the Antarctic? While confusing, this speech definitely comes second to none to Pakistan’s idea to “arm the penguins”. The Arctic Treaty Systems are discombobulated when posed to act under a disadvantage situation, let alone a crisis. While the speeches such far are strange, and rather humorous, one particularly offensive speech made by the delegation of China, leaves the audience in rage.
Rest in peace China, you have declared war against the United States. You have earned yourself the title of the suspicious, yet ridiculous public enemy number one. Declaring America as a “Fascist nation”, is not only wrong, but foolish. China failed to antagonize the States as the nation who illegally mined oil in the Arctic. China must acknowledge that the US is armed with nukes left and right: America shall never leave such derogatory remarks left unnoticed
America’s freedom fighting delegate responds with, “If you’re out here pointing fingers too fast, you’re probably the sinister villain who mined illegally by trying to pin the blame on someone else.” The American delegate then proceeds to slaughter this evil nation, “Who didn’t vote for the public directive? Who voted against the public directive to let us investigate? China does not let anyone investigate the problem.” It’s American liberty that shall reign supreme once more, beating the Communist skeptics in less than a minute. Those who attack the glorious United States of America shall die in vain trying. China suffers defeat from America once again,