In a recent investigation conducted by FIFA, Argentina was found to have made illegal transactions and corrupt referees. However, new evidence suggests that an Eurasian host framed Argentina.
In an exclusive interview with famed footballer Lionel Messi regarding the incident, Messi comedically went on a passionate rant to slander rival footballer Christiano Ronaldo: “Ronaldo, that fraud of a man right there cares about money over passion.” Messi, so overly passionate, was met with loud gasps from the committee, taken aback by his crude remarks. “Ronaldo’s passion is all gone and can easily be bought with money now. China and Russia are corrupt nations because they tried to frame Argentina for corruption.”
Behind the closed doors of the FIFA committee, corruption is evident and malicious goals plague the floor. In the case of Messi, his intentions are rather obvious: “I’ll do my best so we reveal those secrets and reveal that Argentina is number one and will host the World Cup!”
In response to these heinous allegations against him, Ronaldo agreed to sit for an interview. He stated, “These are pure accusations. I think that he is calling me out of personal interest. I support Russia and China in the World Cup because I want these nations to create a new generation of footballers.”
Shockingly, no sentiments were supporting the United States as a possible candidate. The county, so beautiful with patriotic citizens, would be a perfect host for the competition. Instead, Ronaldo expressed belief that he “truly cares about this game” and doesn’t know “ why he is accusing me of being greedy.”
Such opinions suggesting Russia and China as candidates must not be tolerated: America is the superior country and second to none: to not be mentioned as a possible FIFA host is ultimately offensive and his loyalty to the US must be questioned.